god I am freakin bored

I get a lot of calls from recruiters these days...Some are trying to get me to hire people, some are trying to hire me. Neither tends to get very far, but occasionally you get a really good one...

Here is a run down of a conversation I just had:

Guy: Hey, Shifty this is Poor Slob from Company that doesn't train recruiters. I'm not sure if I have the right number here. Somebody just transferred me in.
Shifty: You're not starting off very well here.
Guy: No, I guess I'm not. I am just trying to find out if you guys are in charge of hiring people who build dog and cat growing machines.
Shifty: No, we just trim already grown dogs and cats. My team is simply in charge of ensuring pets have as little hair as possible.
Guy: Oh, so, is there like anyone there who might have a need for such a thing.
Shifty: Dunno, don't care.
Guy: Oh, so, um. Thanks. You've been very helpful.


my bad for answering a number tagged private.