Ok...So. Here we have our girl Sarah P in the middle of her own Trooper-gate...She is barely on the ticket and she already has like 3 scandals chasing her around...and PEOPLE THINK SHE IS GREAT. Come on...She is all 'I won't cooperate with this tainted investigation.' Blah, blah, blah. She is in every way the same as the Bush administration...which has an approval rating in the 30's. The lowest of any sitting president...Worse then Nixon. Why would people vote for this stupid tart.
It just makes me mad.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Liar!
OK. I am getting increasingly angry. This seems to happen every two years or so...and no, it is not the Olympics. They don't make me mad. It is the election cycles. Every year...I listen to the radio...Watch TV, read the news...and for only brief seconds to I ever think...Maybe this year...People will get it. The thing is...They won't.
I was in a class and there was some stupid Republican windbag in the front row talking all about how smart folks in the Grand Ole' Party are...and how maybe Democrats will get it someday...yada yada yada.
Wrong.
Republicans think the following: Being Elite is bad.
Here is the definition of Elite: the best of a class.
Why is that bad? Why would I not want to elect someone who is amongst the Elite? Why would you, for example, want to elect someone 'just like you?' If you were fit to be President of the United States why aren't you running? The short answer is you're not....The President of the United States should be smarter then you....MUCH SMARTER. John McCain was 498th in his class in college...a class of 499 people. He was only smarter then 1 person, in his whole class. That is NOT OK. He should have at least been top 10. I could live with that. Sarah Palin...She doesn't even know what the Bush Doctrine is...the centerpiece of the previous administration...It was named after him. AND THESE PEOPLE ARE ATTRACTING VOTES IN RECORD NUMBERS NOW?!?!?!?!?
Why are Americans so consistently proven to be stupid.
Person reading this...in the unlikely event I have a reader...are you stupid...Do you look in the mirror and say...Man. I am dumb.
Do you make more then 200k a year? Do you and your spouse more then 250k combined? Then you are not rich. You would not really benefit from much of anything the republicans are selling and in the last 8 years you probably suffered from what they have done.
Wake up people.
Wake up.
I was in a class and there was some stupid Republican windbag in the front row talking all about how smart folks in the Grand Ole' Party are...and how maybe Democrats will get it someday...yada yada yada.
Wrong.
Republicans think the following: Being Elite is bad.
Here is the definition of Elite: the best of a class.
Why is that bad? Why would I not want to elect someone who is amongst the Elite? Why would you, for example, want to elect someone 'just like you?' If you were fit to be President of the United States why aren't you running? The short answer is you're not....The President of the United States should be smarter then you....MUCH SMARTER. John McCain was 498th in his class in college...a class of 499 people. He was only smarter then 1 person, in his whole class. That is NOT OK. He should have at least been top 10. I could live with that. Sarah Palin...She doesn't even know what the Bush Doctrine is...the centerpiece of the previous administration...It was named after him. AND THESE PEOPLE ARE ATTRACTING VOTES IN RECORD NUMBERS NOW?!?!?!?!?
Why are Americans so consistently proven to be stupid.
Person reading this...in the unlikely event I have a reader...are you stupid...Do you look in the mirror and say...Man. I am dumb.
Do you make more then 200k a year? Do you and your spouse more then 250k combined? Then you are not rich. You would not really benefit from much of anything the republicans are selling and in the last 8 years you probably suffered from what they have done.
Wake up people.
Wake up.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Sarah P
So...What is the deal with Sarah Palin.
Is she a pitbull or is she a scared little girl.
You can't come out and say 'You know the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick' and then be all 'Daddy McCain they called me a pig'
First of all, you are pig. You come out all 'I'm from a small town with my small town values' What does that mean? You don't have to lock the door to your house? I bet you do. You don't have to force your daughter to get an abortion? Well you do have to force her to get a shotgun wedding...but that prolly isn't too foreign to you...So maybe that is it...You all have sex out of wedlock with your neighbors in your unlocked houses...which you can just wander into...since there are no locks on the door.
Whatever.
Second of all, if you are going to complain about the media getting their facts wrong get yours right. Did you put your stupid plane on Ebay...yes...did you sell it? no. So...were you inaccurate...I suppose not...but you are splitting hairs...that is like me saying I put a 30 carat diamond on Ebay...no one bought it...so I am still in the same position of having a giant paper weight. Never authored a law? um...he did. Vetoed the bridge to no where? Only after it was dead. So it doesn't matter.
Here is the thing...I can go on and on...but when you get down to it you are just a stupid nasty tart, brought in to satisfy all the God Loving crazies that McCain doesn't. Which you did...but that doesn't qualify you for the job...a few weeks ago you didn't even know what the job was...and now you are qualified to become president if McCain dies...which he probably will...at any minute...but probably not in the next 60 days. Which is all that counts...
I hate republicans...they are nasty...superior, and stupid...
Is she a pitbull or is she a scared little girl.
You can't come out and say 'You know the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Lipstick' and then be all 'Daddy McCain they called me a pig'
First of all, you are pig. You come out all 'I'm from a small town with my small town values' What does that mean? You don't have to lock the door to your house? I bet you do. You don't have to force your daughter to get an abortion? Well you do have to force her to get a shotgun wedding...but that prolly isn't too foreign to you...So maybe that is it...You all have sex out of wedlock with your neighbors in your unlocked houses...which you can just wander into...since there are no locks on the door.
Whatever.
Second of all, if you are going to complain about the media getting their facts wrong get yours right. Did you put your stupid plane on Ebay...yes...did you sell it? no. So...were you inaccurate...I suppose not...but you are splitting hairs...that is like me saying I put a 30 carat diamond on Ebay...no one bought it...so I am still in the same position of having a giant paper weight. Never authored a law? um...he did. Vetoed the bridge to no where? Only after it was dead. So it doesn't matter.
Here is the thing...I can go on and on...but when you get down to it you are just a stupid nasty tart, brought in to satisfy all the God Loving crazies that McCain doesn't. Which you did...but that doesn't qualify you for the job...a few weeks ago you didn't even know what the job was...and now you are qualified to become president if McCain dies...which he probably will...at any minute...but probably not in the next 60 days. Which is all that counts...
I hate republicans...they are nasty...superior, and stupid...
Friday, August 22, 2008
god I am freakin bored
I get a lot of calls from recruiters these days...Some are trying to get me to hire people, some are trying to hire me. Neither tends to get very far, but occasionally you get a really good one...
Here is a run down of a conversation I just had:
Guy: Hey, Shifty this is Poor Slob from Company that doesn't train recruiters. I'm not sure if I have the right number here. Somebody just transferred me in.
Shifty: You're not starting off very well here.
Guy: No, I guess I'm not. I am just trying to find out if you guys are in charge of hiring people who build dog and cat growing machines.
Shifty: No, we just trim already grown dogs and cats. My team is simply in charge of ensuring pets have as little hair as possible.
Guy: Oh, so, is there like anyone there who might have a need for such a thing.
Shifty: Dunno, don't care.
Guy: Oh, so, um. Thanks. You've been very helpful.
my bad for answering a number tagged private.
Here is a run down of a conversation I just had:
Guy: Hey, Shifty this is Poor Slob from Company that doesn't train recruiters. I'm not sure if I have the right number here. Somebody just transferred me in.
Shifty: You're not starting off very well here.
Guy: No, I guess I'm not. I am just trying to find out if you guys are in charge of hiring people who build dog and cat growing machines.
Shifty: No, we just trim already grown dogs and cats. My team is simply in charge of ensuring pets have as little hair as possible.
Guy: Oh, so, is there like anyone there who might have a need for such a thing.
Shifty: Dunno, don't care.
Guy: Oh, so, um. Thanks. You've been very helpful.
my bad for answering a number tagged private.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Why don't you love me?
I realized something this morning while I was brushing my teeth. I need to create a bloggy following. The simple fact of the matter is my ego needs some stroking and huge numbers of people reading my blog could provide that stroking. I can not promise to write anything people consider interesting, or relevant, but from what I have observed in the blogosphere that is hardly relevant. So I will start with this.
I got a new bed yesterday. It is what of those tempur-pedic deals and I took my old bed and put it in the guest room, since the blow-up bed was sort of a mean thing to make guests sleep on.
I am still short about 400 hours sleep and I believe that catchup will occur somewhere around 2050. When I am dead.
I got a new bed yesterday. It is what of those tempur-pedic deals and I took my old bed and put it in the guest room, since the blow-up bed was sort of a mean thing to make guests sleep on.
I am still short about 400 hours sleep and I believe that catchup will occur somewhere around 2050. When I am dead.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Tech support rage
Have you ever called tech support knowing full well what the answer to the question you are about to ask, but being powerless to get the person on the other end of the line to just fucking fix your problem? huh? It's not that hard...just...you know...do it...I have a cable modem...sometimes...it breaks...So I call tech support, and I get Lauryn...not necessarily her real name...but the name she gave me...the name she has given me the last few times I have called and gotten her...when she didn't help me, when she jerked me around for an hour...and wasted my damn time...So. Fine. I give her my name. I do what she tells me. She fails to listen to me. FOR AN HOUR. WHY CAN'T SHE JUST FUCKING LISTEN. Come on. I don't want to disconnect my router. I don't want to reboot my computer. I don't need to when the stupid speed test gets to 2% then stops. No my problem is not fixed because the download is fast. BECAUSE THE UPLOAD IS STILL NOT WORKING. NO I DON'T WANT TO JUST FUCKING WAIT AN HOUR, I WANT YOU TO FIX IT NOW.
DIE.
DIE.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Sleep Deprivation
I post today not because of the merits of anythingI have to say...I have never had anything of merit to say. But because someone else said something I feel compelled to say something. I have not yet figured out exactly what that is though.
No matter.
For now I am going to talk about Mary Elizabeth Winstead. I was a pretty huge fan of Sky High. I mean who the heck wasn't? Then she was in Deathproof and that movie was also excellent...not that she really mattered...but if you read hard into the subtext you imagine she was violated terribly and that is just plain wrong...(you need to have seen Kill Bill to know exactly who Jasper is and his exact predilictions...but it's there...)
But the point here is that I have not been ignoring you my non-existant readers...oh no. I have been happily not sleeping in my dank basement while I wait patiently for the flood. That's right. I decided that I believe in global warming and as a resident of the Dakota's I know that the flood waters will soon be arriving as New York, and Washington DC are all consumed by the oceans depths...So in the meantime I am rubberizing my basement so when the floods come the waters will push my air and watertight basement skyward and in a matter of hours I will be living on the top floor of beach front property.
or
something like that.
No matter.
For now I am going to talk about Mary Elizabeth Winstead. I was a pretty huge fan of Sky High. I mean who the heck wasn't? Then she was in Deathproof and that movie was also excellent...not that she really mattered...but if you read hard into the subtext you imagine she was violated terribly and that is just plain wrong...(you need to have seen Kill Bill to know exactly who Jasper is and his exact predilictions...but it's there...)
But the point here is that I have not been ignoring you my non-existant readers...oh no. I have been happily not sleeping in my dank basement while I wait patiently for the flood. That's right. I decided that I believe in global warming and as a resident of the Dakota's I know that the flood waters will soon be arriving as New York, and Washington DC are all consumed by the oceans depths...So in the meantime I am rubberizing my basement so when the floods come the waters will push my air and watertight basement skyward and in a matter of hours I will be living on the top floor of beach front property.
or
something like that.
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