It's freakin hot in here

Not sure if you checked, but it was 108108 degrees in SD the other day.

That is pretty damn hot. It is so hot that when you go outside and put a pan on the ground you can then place an egg in the pan and cook it and eat the egg without becoming dead from food poisoning. It also effects the brain. I have previously stated that I live in a basement. One which is often flooded...It is not currently flooded as it is so hot that all moisture immediately evaporates and even in my subterranean home it is still so hot I want to go outside and murder someone. Which is pretty uncool by legal and judeo-christian standards. Just the same, I am pretty unhappy with the state of things.