Mel Gibson

Ok, I just read the TMZ article on the Mel. Now clearly all the Jews in the world are out to get this man since he is known to be the new Messiah. Since God is supposed to be looking out for him I can not understand how he could possibly have been pulled over and arrested. I mean sure he was drunk, speeding, and incredibly beligerant, but what you need to remember here is that God is on his side. There is no way the Mel would have crashed or hurt someone else. God was pushing his car. Guiding it. Making sure the only one it could hit would be the Jews that were out to get him, and God.

It's freakin hot in here

Not sure if you checked, but it was 108108 degrees in SD the other day.

That is pretty damn hot. It is so hot that when you go outside and put a pan on the ground you can then place an egg in the pan and cook it and eat the egg without becoming dead from food poisoning. It also effects the brain. I have previously stated that I live in a basement. One which is often flooded...It is not currently flooded as it is so hot that all moisture immediately evaporates and even in my subterranean home it is still so hot I want to go outside and murder someone. Which is pretty uncool by legal and judeo-christian standards. Just the same, I am pretty unhappy with the state of things.

team girlfriend

So I got out of scrimshaw and a bit north and a whole lot east to Quebec City. Oh what a little bit of the frenchy can do for ya.

While there I took in a fantastic CAN-AM league baseball game. Since pretty much no one goes to these games I was able pay my small money and seat in the third row...just behind the team girlfriends. There were three of them, since this is the minor, minor, minor leagues of baseball I figure you can't get yourself your own stripper girlfriend like you could in the major leagues...So I figured these girls were pretty much taking care of the whole team. There seemed to be the appropriate tiers represented by the girls...All were kinda pretty, with one bottle blond with the recently augmented assets looking like she took the guys that maybe had a shot, a strawberry blond with slightly roomy hips taking care of the middle third, and a short, somewhat cute girl taking care of the rest of team. It was a good game for the Caps and I got my fill of the non-baseball taking care of strippers.

good times

who am i

I don't get a ton of comments on my blogalicious little blog...I also do not post a lot...the quantity of increase due to the two tommy lee and pam posts is almost beyond calculation using modern math. But hard math aside people (or person) asked who I am. I thought that was clear. I am a brick. a dead weight. that scum that develops on a glass left in a dusty room. I think that is it.

Rock Star

While I am on the point, and procrastinating.

I have been watching that rock start show, or was until they kicked Jenny off. She was my fave.

Here are the following observations I have made at this point:

1. Tommy Lee does not care how you sing as long as you look good doing it.
2. This band will suck much harder then the product of Rock Star:INXS. While JD Fortune was in every way terrible and had a lot of emotional issues he will likely never resolve the one song that I have heard is not in every way hateful, just in many many many ways. Rock Star: Supernova will produce music that is only GOD AWFUL DRECK.
3. I don't know who any of the judges besides Tommy Lee and Dave are and I do not want to be aquainted with anything they have done. One is supposedly from GnR, but I remember them from when I was younger and he was not in the band, which means he probably replaced someone in the original line up and since no one cared about them after thier first album he is no one. The other guy was supposedly from Metallica I think. Now these are the guys that sued Napster complaining about how poor they were. They can suck my Tommy Lee.
4. Brooke Burke may be divorced from her plastic surgeon husband but she is still looking ok.
5. none of the remaining bitches left can sing or are worth caring about.

I think I am done with this topic.

love and kisses to Pam and Kid Rock

I wrote out this whole long post recently about how I am back and how everyone missed me and what a rocking time it was to visit Angola. I had like 50 picts of the place I had uploaded and then I forgot to click post...damn I am lame. In lieu of that though I will submit the following.

I was incredibly happy to see that Kid and Pam finally decided to make it legal. An upstanding couple like those two are sure to last. When I saw the Bret Michaels video with Pam, and the Tommy Lee video with Pam I knew those were not relationships that could last...and When I saw the Kid Rock video with all those girls and Scott Stapp I knew Kid's heart wasn't in it...But now...With Kid and Pam and Pam's current set of implants together what could go wrong?

Nothing. I will murder myself if something does, but I only say that since I know nothing will.