hanging out with people better then me

I have decided I need to hang out with people who are better then me. That way when people I know see me, they will be jealous. They will say 'hey, you are totally hanging out with people who are smarter then me, I wish I could hang out with you if people who are smarter and cooler then me want to hang out with you I must want to to.'

yeah. that is what I want.