Sleep Deprivation

I post today not because of the merits of anythingI have to say...I have never had anything of merit to say. But because someone else said something I feel compelled to say something. I have not yet figured out exactly what that is though.

No matter.

For now I am going to talk about Mary Elizabeth Winstead. I was a pretty huge fan of Sky High. I mean who the heck wasn't? Then she was in Deathproof and that movie was also excellent...not that she really mattered...but if you read hard into the subtext you imagine she was violated terribly and that is just plain wrong...(you need to have seen Kill Bill to know exactly who Jasper is and his exact predilictions...but it's there...)

But the point here is that I have not been ignoring you my non-existant readers...oh no. I have been happily not sleeping in my dank basement while I wait patiently for the flood. That's right. I decided that I believe in global warming and as a resident of the Dakota's I know that the flood waters will soon be arriving as New York, and Washington DC are all consumed by the oceans depths...So in the meantime I am rubberizing my basement so when the floods come the waters will push my air and watertight basement skyward and in a matter of hours I will be living on the top floor of beach front property.

or

something like that.