delusion

So I gots my fly new job all set up. I will be pruning the back sides of pampered cats from now on...but my old boss...who was the manager of doggy backside pruning seems to keep wanting me to take care of the dogs...I have seen enough doggy back sides at this point and want to start concentrating on cats.

I sort of don't get why I the ole' and busted boss still thinks I am going to take care of the dogs.

take that bitches

I heard a rumor that the guy I was bidding for that job against was telling people that of the three people being considered I was last...

Turns out he got the order right, him, other guy, me...if the order is from least desirable to most...

I got the job motherfucker.


go f yourself you back stabbing son of a bitch.

mother fucker

ok...

Let no one say that Shifty is not benevolent to those around him, but once you cross the line, you are dead to shifty.

So ok here is the deal...Shifty is thinking he might get a new job, a job in which he will be required to refer to himself only in the third person. Shifty is practicing right now. Ok practice is over. Anyway, So I am looking for a new job, and I tell this guy I know...and he is all 'That's great, I am so happy for you buddy' and then he applies for the job behind my back...motherfucker.

I was up front, I told the guy what I was up to...he could have done the same, but no. He lies.

So now he is dead to me.

dead.

3 is a magic number

I got three hits yesterday. That is like 3 more then I got last month. Holy Cripity crap.

Ok I am in all earnest posting because I heard that death cab for cutie song on the radio today...And I know I am all about the old news and what not, but I like it...I even bought the whole damn album just on the merit of the one song...and it is good...there is also a song I really liked by the killers that they tacked on the end of the Matador...This is kind of hard for me, seeing as how I am generally of the opinion that music in this day and age is the ass...which puts me in a tough spot...I guess what I would like to see is that there is an actual shift in the music industry and after years and years of drek there is a chance that good music might come back...I thought Franz Ferdinand was pretty good, but then, drek and drek and drek...So maybe this is just a one off too...I know DCfC has like a billion albums and I should have heard of them when they actually lived in Seattle, but, come on, I live in a basement...don't go out much...give a fella break here.

I just thought the whole anti-religion, anti-anti-love song nature of 'I will follow you' was pretty neat.

Someone actually yelled at me for being an optimist the other day 'the fuck?'